1. Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol Irony

“Alcohol May Not Be The Answer To All The Questions.”
- Swami Vivekananda
“But It Helps You To Forget The Question.”
- Vijay Mallya

Equation

Mom + Dad + Alcohol – Rubber = U

Drinking

The alcohol is not the answear, it just makes you forget the questions…

Cool Message

“Alcohol isn’t answer to all the questions” – Swami Vivekanand
“But it helps to forget the questions” – Vijay Mallya

Alcohol

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional stupid, start fighting without any reason…..

Drinking

I envy people who drink — at least they know what to blame everything on……….

Alcohol Contains

Alcohol contains female hormones
PROOF: after drnkng….
1male talk unnecessarily,
2.become over emotional
3.drive badly
4.stop thinking
5.Fight 4 nothing..

Alcohol

I joke about alcohol a lot, but in reality, I take them very seriously …

Alcohol

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

Vodka

If vodka was water.. and I was a duck..
I’d swim to the bottom and never come up..
But vodka’s not water and i’m not a duck..
So slide me a bottle and shut the f**k up..